In celebration of father's Day, we've asked visitors to our chocolate shop to give us their best dad joke for a free mini bar, and they're so good, we had to share them.

• I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes - she gave me a hug 
• Why are libraries so tall? because they have many stories 
• What is the best gift? A broken drum. You can’t beat it 
• What do you call an alligator with a vest on? An investigator 
• What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato on a walk? catch up! 
• Why don’t you take waffles to the beach? Because then you’d have a sandy eggo
• Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it didn't have the guts to do it
• What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
• What is a bear without teeth? A gummy bear
• Knock knock. who’s there? hatch. hatch who? Bless you 
• What do you call an angry carrot? a steamed veggie 
• Why did the chicken cross the road? Because
• What did one wall say to the other wall? See you at the corner 
• When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent
• What do you call a cow that's kicking? Beef jerky 

Have your own dad joke to share? come visit us in-store at 2350 camino vida roble for a free mini bar, through 6/19/2026.